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Memory: My descent into oblivion

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Crystanomoly by Crystal Caudillo

I have two failings that have plagued me my entire life. I’m cursed with both a faulty memory and an extremely short attention span. This is probably the worst combination since nitroglycerin and gravity. These issues are inconvenient and embarrassing. I am perpetually late and constantly apologizing for forgotten errands. I mean well, but one thought drives out another and I spend my days in a tempest of confusion and half completed tasks. My phone has begun to make some sort of weird chime, which happens randomly. My husband thinks I should reset my phone to fix the problem.


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