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Good news about bad news

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When someone says, “I have good news and bad news,” which one do you prefer to hear first?
Joe went to his doctor who posed that question to him.
“Give me the good news first,” Joe said.
“You have 24 hours to live,” the doctor told him.
Clutching his chest, Joe said, “If that’s the good news, what’s the bad news?”
The doctor said, “I meant to tell you yesterday.”
Ba dump bump. (Groan.)


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