Bright lights, road games

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Crystanomoly by Crystal Caudillo

I’m beginning to hate driving at night. I can’t understand why the automotive industry insists on designing headlights that are exponentially brighter than the previous year. Exactly how much light is enough?

I daresay the amount of candlepower being produced by these earthbound quasars is overkill. None of the people I know are exploring the Marianas Trench. Nor are they tunneling to the Earth’s core. I’m completely at a loss as to why anyone except an underground commuter would want illumination that rivals a welding torch.

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