Anatomy of an apology

The Huffington Post online site posts a “cute kid note of the day.”
One of the most popular notes is called “I Am Sorry Ben.” It goes:
I am sorry Ben. I didn’t mean to hurt you. I feel like crap.
I love you and I was trying to hit Chris. I hate my choice I made. I rally (sic) hope you except (sic) my apollogee (sic). When I throo (sic) the sizzors (sic) I was aiming for Chris. I hope you start to feel better soon.