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First World Problems

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Today I’m suffering First World Problems. To name a few:

I noticed too late that the gray of my shirt does not match the gray of my pants. Also? I left the house without wearing any bracelets, so not only am I color uncoordinated, but I have naked wrists.

The drive-through at McDonald’s was too long so I had to park and get out of my car and walk all the way into the store to get my coffee only to get in line behind someone ordering a breakfast combo meal and I had to wait anyway. I could’ve stayed in my car. And it was cold outside.


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