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Dish gremlins, silverware hobgoblins and lint trap trolls

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Crystanomoly

We all know the story of the elves and the shoe cobbler. The elves would visit the shoe maker after he went to bed. The next morning, he would awaken to dozens of pairs of shoes made by the elves.
His labors were lightened by the kindness and thoughtfulness of his nighttime visitors.
I have nocturnal visitations as well. Unfortunately, mine seem bent on undoing all my efforts of the day plus adding a touch of mayhem. Allow me to introduce Dish Gremlins, Silverware Hobgoblins and Lint Trap Trolls.


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