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The Storyteller

Pete is not the most ambitious soul. His grandpa pointed out if he had another hand, he would need a third pocket to stick it in. Looking for a way to make money without working, he had come up with a brilliant idea. Well, maybe it was just a slightly bright idea. He had found an old phone down at the barn, the kind you see on those old black and white movies where they crank it a round and it produces an electric current. Pete rigged the old crank phone up with two naked wires and ran it into the pond.


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