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Confucius, and etiquette, say never poke a chubby bear with a sharp stick

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By Lorrie Kinkade
Tuesday, February 17, 2009 at 7:00 pm

“I was talking to someone the other day and I said you were skinny. They said, ‘You haven’t seen her lately, have you?’”

OUCH!

It’s a good thing that I’m not sensitive about my weight or that could be akin to poking a fat bear with a pointy stick!


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